Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.
Love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!
I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You’re strange and I’m wonderful.
They say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles.
Man is the only animal that blushes – or needs to.
She got her looks from her father: He’s a plastic surgeon.
There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.
If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
Looks may capture the eyes but it’s the personality that captures the heart.
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do.
I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
Christmas is the time when you buy presents with the money from next year.
Boys r like mascara, they run on the first sign of emotion.
Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks.
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
All of my friends and I are crazy. Thats what keeps us sane!
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.
Marriage is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.
Note – The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.
A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.
You can’t make a circle of friends with a compass.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Enjoy your life thoroughly, the same way you wash your clothes.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!).
