“Morticia Addams Quotes” encapsulate the darkly enchanting and passionate essence of the iconic character from “The Addams Family.”
Her words reflect a unique blend of humor, love, and a penchant for the macabre. Morticia’s witty and poetic expressions often revolve around her deep devotion to her family, her love for Gomez, and her appreciation for the darker aspects of life, making her quotes a captivating mix of charm and darkness.
Morticia Addams is a fictional character from “The Addams Family” series, known for her dark and gothic sense of humor.
“Love, true love, is eternal. It can’t be broken or destroyed.”
Morticia Addams Quotes
“Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.”
“Life is just a waking nightmare.”
“When we’re together, darling, every night is Halloween.”
“Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” (Latin for “We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.”)
“We’re just an ordinary, loving American family who would never hurt anyone.”
“Darkness, grief, unspeakable sorrow… Where can I find a man who can embody all these things?”
“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.”
“I’m knitting a sweater for Thing. It’s coming along nicely. One sleeve, two sleeves…”
“A little suffering is good for the soul.”
“Passion is the lifeblood of the Addams Family.”
“To live without you, only that would be torture.”
“To be true to yourself, one must first be false to the world.”
“You have enslaved him! You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell! I respect that.”
“Death is just around the corner, and love is everywhere.”
“Cara mia, this is how I feel when I’m with you. It’s as if I’m on fire.”
“Tish, you spoke French. Say something else.”
“Love is blind, not deaf.”
“Whenever I get depressed, I raise my hemlines.”
“Gomez, last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.”
“I love my children. I could gobble them up. But that’s not what they’re for.”
“Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.”
“My baby is ill. My poor little baby.”
“Gomez, you are the best husband, and the best daddy. And the best man to raise our children with.”
“Sometimes the dead are more alive than the living.”
“What is your darkest secret, Gomez?”
“Spare the rod, spoil the child.”
“We’ll have a gloriously miserable time!”
“Children, every morning I wake up and I say a little prayer for you.”
“Life is so full of unhappiness; we can only be happy.”
“One thing you must learn: It is not only what you say; it is also when and how you say it.”
“I’m just a prisoner in a world of temptation.”
“You are dearer to me than all the bats in all the caves in the world.”
“Gomez, take those out of your mouth. This is a family gathering.”
“I wish you’d stop calling it your swamp. You take over one of those and you’re a bigot in every one of them.”
“Oh, please… I never liked Cousin Itt. It’s about time he brought out the worst in someone else.”
“Gomez, why must you fail in every attempt at gaiety?”
“Je t’adore! Je t’exore!”
“Sorrow is never dead… it is a way of loving.”
“Oh, Gomez… prepare for torture!”
“A lady of breeding ought to stay at home.”
“The dead is not gone but alive, with knowledge and skills which are beyond me.”
“They say that when you die, your life flashes before your eyes. Make it worth watching.”
“I would die for you. I would kill for you. Either way, what bliss.”
“I’m so happy. It’s still so normal.”
“What is normal, really? It’s just the middle of a highway, with white lines on both sides.”
“In our society, we don’t give away our children. We sell them.”
“The Addamses do not run, except to something. We don’t run away from.”
“It’s such a beautiful night. So many stars. They’re so small and so far away.”
“When you meet someone who can thrill you, like the night air, it’s as if you’re in a trance.”
“Families should be closer, don’t you think, Gomez?”
“Love, passion, obsession, all those things you told me to wait for, well, they’ve come to me, and I can’t wait.”
“One thing’s for sure: We’re going to have a passionately maddening time.”
“I don’t play the stock market, Mr. Addams. I have a horror of losing.”
“Gomez, the costumes were offensively Republican!”
“When we danced, you heard music. And when you spoke, I saw fireworks.”
“You were magnificent. You were withering and lashing and serenely poetic. I loved it.”
“I want to love, honor, and… oh, yes, obey.”
“Tonight, my dear, I will be as patient as a black widow spider.”
“I want more. More passion, more love, more laughter. What can you do for me?”
“In our family, we have always believed that misery is the best state of happiness, and being miserable is the only way to be happy.”
“Gomez, do you know what today is? It’s our day of rest, when we hang out the unwelcome visitor, the past.”
“Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.”
“What is it, my husband, that holds you to me?”
“What is it with men and power tools?”
“Gomez, I would die for you. I would kill for you.”
“Darling, when you’re in such a condition, you need nothing but me. And a new chainsaw.”
“I would like to come in, but I’m so far away.”
“Gomez, do you remember last night when we were in the playroom, and you were all tied up?”
“Sword fights. We’ve had them, haven’t we?”
“A husband needs to know where his wife is.”
“Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love… the clarity of hatred… and the ecstasy of grief.”
“Gomez, would you die for me?”
“Oh, Gomez. You risk your life for your brother, for your family. I love you for that.”
“When we’re unhappy, we just get a little… dead.”
“I’ll be ready in a moment, my darling. The moon is out. The night is still. The sky is cloudy. Come here, my pet.”
“They say love is blind. But I can see perfectly in the dark.”
“Life is but a moment. We’re moments, and we’re all destined to fly into the light.”
“Gomez, it’s been so long since I’ve said those words. Passionate, poetic, on fire.”
“I could wear flowers in my hair and still look strange.”
“Death is the easy way out. I want to torture you first.”
“My dearest, what greater gift can you give me than a new chain saw?”
“Gomez, why do I get the feeling you’re trying to avoid me?”
“Gomez, last night you were like a wild beast!”
“Oh, Gomez, I love it when you play doctor.”
“We should be happy, darling. We’re together.”
“To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.”
“This is exactly what’s been missing from my life. I have an emptiness. Something’s always been lacking. When I’m like this, I can see everything. That’s how I know I belong here.”
“I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just… I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.”
Morticia Addams’ quotes are characterized by her passion, dark humor, and her undying love for Gomez and her family.
